What? Monday? – get out of here. No one wants you! You’re trampling shit all through the house. Ha, ha only joking. No, come on in. I have an strategisation that’ll help you be loved by all and sunder.

Stage 1. Deception – Discredit the other days.

Stage 2. Positive Affirmation – Tell everyone I know how much I love Mondays. Even when I don’t.

Stage 3. Promotion – Give money away on Monday. It will be known as Moneyday.

May need more thought.